| Straight Boys: | Why are all the hot girls lesbians? |
|---|---|
| Lesbians: | Why are all the hot girls straight? |
| Straight Girls: | Why are all the hot guys gay? |
| Gay Guys: | Why are all the hot guys straight? |
| Bisexual People: | WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN? |
| Pansexual People: | everyone is hot what do I do |
| Asexual People: | what |
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The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
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have you ever looked through your own blog and been like “damn this is some good shit”
way too often.
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if i could describe my life in one picture it would be this picture
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it’s that time of the season where im allergic to people
High School Student gives a lesson to its teacher at Duncanville
i thought he was rapping at first but he wasn’t rhyming
I wish more kids had the guts to do things like this
Thor 3 : the teacher schooling
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so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing
like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch
you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees
you couldn’t wear your own clothing
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I am really loving this.
this is from subnormality, one of my favorite webcomics. wordy and tart and hysterical.
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