Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: what


vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

(via mylifeaslesbian)



wormuboobsu:

heartpill:

have you ever looked through your own blog and been like “damn this is some good shit”

way too often.

(via oneofthebadkids23)


the-yolocaust:

if i could describe my life in one picture it would be this picture

image

(via greetings-earthling)


encourage:

Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?

(via wtfmaddy)



superior-wonder:

making out w myself because nobody loves me

Awe I’ll make out with you

superior-wonder:

making out w myself because nobody loves me

Awe I’ll make out with you


ronaldreaganisdead:

rocks dont move and they are happy

(via zunatic)


ostracizedpoodle:

i wasn’t this gay before i got tumblr

(via zunatic)


liveyourlifeasifyoureone:

it’s that time of the season where im allergic to people


viewtifulcrow:

shisno-jon:

thatfuckingcrowv2:

dajeve:

High School Student gives a lesson to its teacher at Duncanville

i thought he was rapping at first but he wasn’t rhyming

I wish more kids had the guts to do things like this

Thor 3 : the teacher schooling

(via she-must-be-a-lesbian)


the-vashta-nerada:

so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing

like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch

image

you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees

you couldn’t wear your own clothing

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)


pulpofiction:

restlesslyaspiring:

I am really loving this.

this is from subnormality, one of my favorite webcomics. wordy and tart and hysterical.

(via stitcheddempty)